Here's a situation that everyone hates: You're at a party, swigging
free booze with reckless abandon and eating cubed cheese like they'll be no tomorrow when someone strolls over to you and wants to carry on a conversation.
The world's fuzzy around the edges, and all you see is this giant, chattering mouth, and it's spouting on and on about politics and jobs
and new tax laws and home owning and the stock market and sports and hundreds of other topics you couldn't give spit about. In fact, the jibba-jabba is firing out of the mouth so fast and furiously, it's all mixing together and sounding like a foreign language. Like Cantonese or something.
There's only one way to take hold of the situation, turn it around to
your favor, and control its outcome.
What is it, you ask?
Movie trivia.
Why, you ask?
Because everyone loves movie trivia and everyone's
a sucker for it.
You shoot off a couple of gems and before you know it, the giant, chattering mouth is eating out of the palm of your hand and everybody
in the room is duly impressed with your encyclopedia-like knowledge
of the entire Police Academy series. Seasoned movie trivia-philes are able to flex their cinematic wisdom to get dates, impress prospective employers and cloud men's minds.
Lights. Camera, Trivia is a tome of knowledge designed to be used by movie trivia maniacs to win free bar drinks, impress the opposite sex
and best those snobbish, academic-types who only ever want to talk "Fellini."
Use it well. Make us proud. And remember, every time somebody wins
a free beer, or gets the phone number of the hottest chick (or dude) in the bar, or upstages some tear-inducing bore with a nicely placed piece of movie trivia, an angel gets his wings.