Know any friends that have a reputation for overstaying their welcome? If any of them are movie buffs, you could do what Shrek (Mike Myers) did - scare them away. They may not catch the reference, but they should get the hint.
Directed By Andrew Adamson - 2001
2. An I.O.U. for ten shillings if you get this one right. That's what the Old Woman (Kathleen Freeman) was offered for her talking Donkey (Eddie Murphy), but only if she could prove he could talk. The person of interest here was the interested party. Name him, or her.
3. You remember why the Donkey had such a difficult time making friends, don't you? It was because he never shut up. We'll shut our pie hole (for a moment) if you sing a verse from the first song he hummed during his trek to find Lord Farquaad's (John Lithgow) castle?
4. Up for a little dare that will remind you of an earlier Mike Myers flick? We'll throw in a couple of bonus questions at the end of this quiz if you try to eat a whole onion. Why an onion, you ask? Well, if you can answer that question we'll eat one ourselves. Either way, someone's gonna laugh, cry and then hurl.
5. We believe in giving credit where credit is due, even if the act of heroism or bravery happens by accident. We're referring to the Dragon and the role she played in the Princess' (Cameron Diaz) escape. Care to elaborate?
Bonus Question A
Complete the following quote: When the Princess inquired about the man she was going to marry, Shrek hinted at the King's diminutive size with the words, "Well, let me put it this way, men
of Farquaad's stature are…"
Bonus Question B
Remember the kiss that landed on Shrek's behind? He planted a few of his own - one on an inanimate object. See if you can find it.
4. Up for a little dare that will remind you of an earlier Mike Myers flick? We'll throw in a couple of bonus questions at the end of this quiz if you try to eat a whole onion. Why an onion, you ask? Well, if you can answer that question we'll eat one ourselves. Either way, someone's gonna laugh, cry and then hurl.
5. We believe in giving credit where credit is due, even if the act of heroism or bravery happens by accident. We're referring to the Dragon and the role she played in the Princess' (Cameron Diaz) escape. Care to elaborate?
Bonus Question A
Complete the following quote: When the Princess inquired about the man she was going to marry, Shrek hinted at the King's diminutive size with the words, "Well, let me put it this way, men
of Farquaad's stature are…"
Bonus Question B
Remember the kiss that landed on Shrek's behind? He planted a few of his own - one on an inanimate object. See if you can find it.
1. He told a mob of angry villagers that ogres made suits from human flesh, and that they shaved human livers. He also threatened to squeeze the jelly from their eyeballs and spread it on his toast. And then he roared.
2. The Captain of the Guards
3. Willie Nelson's On the Road Again
4. Ogres are like onions in that they both have layers. And wasn't the wedding carriage shaped like one? There you go.
5. Shrek was tossed into the Princess' chamber
when the dragon shook him off her tail.
Bonus Question A
"In short supply."
Bonus Question B
His "Beware of Ogre" sign
2. The Captain of the Guards
3. Willie Nelson's On the Road Again
4. Ogres are like onions in that they both have layers. And wasn't the wedding carriage shaped like one? There you go.
5. Shrek was tossed into the Princess' chamber
when the dragon shook him off her tail.
Bonus Question A
"In short supply."
Bonus Question B
His "Beware of Ogre" sign
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