Zombies For Zombies
David P. Murphy (author) Daniel Heard (illustrator)
In the tradition of mega-bestsellers like The Zombie Survival Guide,
here is the first book to serve the zombies themselves
There is an enormous, untapped zombie market out there. No, not humans trying to avoid zombies, we're referring to the zombies themselves. These lucky stiffs are the rock stars of the 21st century, But, despite their ever-increasing popularity, sadly little has been written for them.
Zombies for Zombies is the first motivational guide for the newly infected. It leads readers by their cootie-covered hands and encourages each one to take the steps necessary to preserve his or her quality of life (and thereby be eligible for any number
of government stamp programs).
Best of all, the book offers exclusive tips for the active zombie, such as bonus brain recipes and dance steps designed to accommodate the zombies' total lack of flexibility.
This hilarious guide sends up both zombie lore and self-help books, with illustrations as funny as the advice.
www.DavidpMurphy.com www.DanielHeard.SquareSpace.com
In the tradition of mega-bestsellers like The Zombie Survival Guide,
here is the first book to serve the zombies themselves
There is an enormous, untapped zombie market out there. No, not humans trying to avoid zombies, we're referring to the zombies themselves. These lucky stiffs are the rock stars of the 21st century, But, despite their ever-increasing popularity, sadly little has been written for them.
Zombies for Zombies is the first motivational guide for the newly infected. It leads readers by their cootie-covered hands and encourages each one to take the steps necessary to preserve his or her quality of life (and thereby be eligible for any number
of government stamp programs).
Best of all, the book offers exclusive tips for the active zombie, such as bonus brain recipes and dance steps designed to accommodate the zombies' total lack of flexibility.
This hilarious guide sends up both zombie lore and self-help books, with illustrations as funny as the advice.
www.DavidpMurphy.com www.DanielHeard.SquareSpace.com
