We're often asked, how do you remember all this shit? The answer is, we don't. It comes and goes like the memories of an amensia victim. Which brings us to Samantha (Geena Davis). Anyone remember how she lost her's?
2. Guess what we just remembered. We forgot about some unfinished business that needs to be taken care. Give us two seconds to find a lead to an orginal question...
Nevermind, that works. How did Samantha save her daughter's (Yvonne Zima) life when Jack
(Joe McKenna) showed up at her front door to do the same?
(Joe McKenna) showed up at her front door to do the same?
3. If we did have to depart for one reason or another, we wouldn't expect you to wait. When we disappear, it's usually for days (sometimes weeks) at a time to (what else) write (or rewrite) a
quiz. Caitlin waited. She also did this to light her mom's way home.
quiz. Caitlin waited. She also did this to light her mom's way home.
4. In the Tales From The Crypt episode, Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone, Ulric (Joe Pantoliano) cheated death eight times before he met his maker. It was an oversight that did him in, but that's a trivia question for another day. The challenge we pose here goes something like this; imagine being given the same gift and then subjected to the same horrific deaths for each incorrect answer from here on out. Could you make it past this question without losing one of those lives? We think not. That's because only one (maybe two, you tell us) of the following questions were answered in the film. Your task is to tell us which ones were and which ones
weren't. Go for it.
A. How did One-Eyed Jack
(Joe McKenna) get his nickname?
B. What was the name of the
prison he escaped from?
C. What was he incarcerated for?
D. How did he escape?
5. Mitch (Samuel L. Jackson)
had a habit of doing something
that annoyed Samantha. But the habit served a purpose. It might even help you, if you can
remember what it was.
6. We want you to do some investigative work of your own.
Help us find Nathan Waldman's (Brian Cox) phone number, the same way that Samantha did.
7. Someone from beyond the
grave would like to give you some words of advice. See if you recognize the voice... I should
have shot Samantha and been done with it when I had the
chance instead of torturing her
for the information I never got. I also made two other mistakes. Who am I and what did you learn?
8. When Timothy (Craig Bierko)
told Samantha about a certain
skill he possessed (he could tell if someone was lying to him), she asked him if she was wrong about two different things. One was his fate. "You're gonna die screaming" she said, "and I'm gonna watch." The other?
9. Let's say Samantha was killed in the explosion that blew open the freezer door. If Timothy had gotten to what was left of her before the authorities did, he may have kept one of the last promises he made. Where would her body have been buried if the story played out under that scenario?
10. You know what we'd call our memoir? A Thousand (not so little) Questions. This is (or was) Samantha's. So why does it end with a Compiled by CB?
weren't. Go for it.
A. How did One-Eyed Jack
(Joe McKenna) get his nickname?
B. What was the name of the
prison he escaped from?
C. What was he incarcerated for?
D. How did he escape?
5. Mitch (Samuel L. Jackson)
had a habit of doing something
that annoyed Samantha. But the habit served a purpose. It might even help you, if you can
remember what it was.
6. We want you to do some investigative work of your own.
Help us find Nathan Waldman's (Brian Cox) phone number, the same way that Samantha did.
7. Someone from beyond the
grave would like to give you some words of advice. See if you recognize the voice... I should
have shot Samantha and been done with it when I had the
chance instead of torturing her
for the information I never got. I also made two other mistakes. Who am I and what did you learn?
8. When Timothy (Craig Bierko)
told Samantha about a certain
skill he possessed (he could tell if someone was lying to him), she asked him if she was wrong about two different things. One was his fate. "You're gonna die screaming" she said, "and I'm gonna watch." The other?
9. Let's say Samantha was killed in the explosion that blew open the freezer door. If Timothy had gotten to what was left of her before the authorities did, he may have kept one of the last promises he made. Where would her body have been buried if the story played out under that scenario?
10. You know what we'd call our memoir? A Thousand (not so little) Questions. This is (or was) Samantha's. So why does it end with a Compiled by CB?
Directed By Renny Harlin - 1996
1. She was shot in the head when she tried to get
away from the men that tried to kill her in 1988.
2. She threw her daughter through a hole that was blasted in the wall.
3. She kept a candle burning in the window.
4. A & B were answered. C & D weren't.
5. He sang to himself to help him remember things
he didn't want to forget, like turning off a light.
6. She got his number from a Realtor in Massachusetts.
7.. Daedalus (David Morse) underestimated Samantha's threshold for pain, as well as her skill
as a trained assassin. The other mistake he made was not searching Waldman's entire body.
8. She made him look into her daughter's eyes
to prove that he was her father.
9. Somewhere in Pennsylvania
10. Her real name was (and still is) Charlene
Elizabeth Baltimore
away from the men that tried to kill her in 1988.
2. She threw her daughter through a hole that was blasted in the wall.
3. She kept a candle burning in the window.
4. A & B were answered. C & D weren't.
5. He sang to himself to help him remember things
he didn't want to forget, like turning off a light.
6. She got his number from a Realtor in Massachusetts.
7.. Daedalus (David Morse) underestimated Samantha's threshold for pain, as well as her skill
as a trained assassin. The other mistake he made was not searching Waldman's entire body.
8. She made him look into her daughter's eyes
to prove that he was her father.
9. Somewhere in Pennsylvania
10. Her real name was (and still is) Charlene
Elizabeth Baltimore
