Directed By Judd Apatow - 2005
2. What was the name of
the electronics store that Andy worked for?
the electronics store that Andy worked for?
3. Why did Andy ride a
bicycle to work every day?
A. He did it for the exercise.
B. He enjoyed it.
C. He hated public transportation.
D. He sold his car to buy a set
of Star Wars collectibles.
4. Do you know what the difference is between Hi8 and digital videotapes? Do you even care? Andy walked away from the customer (Kate Luyben) who inquired about those items.
Tell us why.
5. If the highlight of your weekend consists of preparing a meal you didn't eat, it's time to get a life…
or end it. Cal (Seth Rogan) did something behind Andy's back
that seemed to suggest the latter.
6. We're still waiting for a DVD player that enables the viewer to jump to a scene based on a specific word. If such a player actually did exist, and you keyed in the word "dog" at any point during this film, it would take you to one of three places. Tell us what'd you'd find or where you'd end up.
7. If it were up to Cal, someone else would have been chosen for the seat that was vacated at the guys' weekly poker game. Was it because of Andy's demeanor?
8. Fill in the blank: The guys knew the story that Andy made up was a lie when he told them that a woman's breasts felt like __________ .
9. When Andy was asked if he
was a virgin he replied, "Yeah." That was followed by five other words. What did he add?
10. There were a lot of things that Andy didn't understand about women, but one phrase in particular really confused him.
Do you remember what it was
and what it meant?
11. How's this for an opening line: "Hi, I'm Andy. You look comfortable. Can I get you another cocktail?"
Not bad, but it fell on deaf ears. What went wrong?
12. Remember Nicky (Leslie Mann)? She left more than a lasting impression on Andy. What did he say he could taste right before she threw up on him?
13. Which (if any) of the following statements are incorrect?
A. Andy met Nicky at a nightclub
called the Shady Lounge.
B. Andy thought Nicky was pretty.
He even told her so. But she
didn't believe him.
C. Nicky was singing the words
to Missy Elliot's Get UR Freak On
when she started swerving all
over the road.
D. Having sex with someone
who's inebriated can lead to all
sorts of trouble. But that wasn't
the reason why he passed on
her offer.
14. How many people remember what their significant other was wearing the day they met? That would have been easy enough for Trish (Catherine Keener) because she met Andy in the store he worked in. Was she dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a lavender top, a scarf-print halter dress or a novelty tee that read, "My eyes are up here"?
15. Andy helped Trish pick out a VCR that day. Did he talk her into buying anything else?
16. How did Andy find out that Trish's last name was Piedmont?
17. When Mika (Miki Mia) saw
how hairy Andy's chest was she shouted, "We're gonna need
more wax!" She also asked one
of her assistants to clear her afternoon appointments. Who talked him into it?
18. Wanna have some fun with a hair removal technician the next time you're having an area of your body waxed? Take a celebrity's name in vain. Whose name did Andy shout… no, wait. Everyone knows the answer to that question, so try this one instead - What part of his chest was being waxed when he screamed that person's name?
19. Here's a word you won't find in any dictionary: "Man-o-lantern." That's what Andy's chest looked like after the procedure. We can't say we blame him for leaving before it was finished, but if he used that as an excuse for not taking his shirt off in the weeks
hat followed, then it was his fault alone. The question here is this, did he at least consider shaving the rest off with a razor so it wouldn't look so silly?
20. Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. This isn't one of them. How did Cal
help Andy understand what he needed to do in order to get laid?
21. How many people really welcome advice? You can try
doing what Andy did in the bookstore, but unless the intent is to annoy the person, we don't recommend it.
22. Who did Andy impersonate when he tried to act cool, and to be kind of a dick, at the same time?
23. Trish hung up on Andy the first time he called her. That was because she thought he was a telemarketer peddling __________ .
24. Do you ever get the feeling you're talking to a wall sometimes? Jay (Romany Malco) heard Andy when he asked him if he thought he was good looking, but his attention was clearly focused elsewhere at the time. Who or
what was he looking at?
25. We won't ask you who were in the framed photos that Andy
moved the night he tried to masturbate if you can answer this question - what other item was displaced for the same reason?
26. We'll give you the answer to
this one, you give us the question - Because he kept answering her questions with questions of his own, like he did with Beth (Elizabeth Banks).
27. How do you tell someone that their breath stinks or that they have really bad BO without coming right out and saying it? Andy was confronted with a similar dilemma when one of Carol's breasts fell out. How did he handle that situation?
28. What game did Cal want Andy to play with three Excedrin PMs?
29. The answer to this next question can be used the next time someone chides you about getting one wrong. What did Mooj (Gerry Bednob) say to Jay every time he got mad at him?
30. Remember what we said
about advice? That applied to others, of course. Not ours. If you have any concerns at all that your date might be a man, just look for an adams apple. The sound of the person's voice would be another giveaway. If it quacks like a duck, odds are, it's a freakin' duck! What physical traits gave away the prostitute (Jazzmun) that Andy
was hooked up with?
31. In the movie Goodfellas, Henry (Ray Liotta) earned Jimmy's (Robert De Niro) respect by not ratting on his friends. The dirt that Andy had on his friends probably wouldn't have sent them to jail,
but it could have gotten them
fired. What illegal activity are we referring to?
32. There wasn't a stitch of
furniture in Andy's living room
when Trish saw his place for the first time. That was because he
got rid of anything that would've embarrassed him. How did he explain what appeared to be, that "just moved in" look?
33. Talk about a suspension of disbelief. Did the following really happen? Andy had to read the packaging because he wasn't sure if a condom went over the balls.
34. Speaking of condoms, if Jay didn't have the good sense to practice safe sex, he may not
have been caught. What do we mean by that?
35. Why did Marla (Kat Dennings) think her mom was having sex
with Andy?
36. Remember the conversation that Andy had with the Indian who helped him get rid of his erection? That's what this next question pertains to. When Andy told the Indian that sex and masturbation wasn't an option, he was told to try one of two things. The first was to take a match, light it, blow out the flame and then press the ember
to his wrist. What was the other solution?
37. Who was Andy talking to when he asked with a straight face, "Is it true that if you don't use it, you can lose it?"
bicycle to work every day?
A. He did it for the exercise.
B. He enjoyed it.
C. He hated public transportation.
D. He sold his car to buy a set
of Star Wars collectibles.
4. Do you know what the difference is between Hi8 and digital videotapes? Do you even care? Andy walked away from the customer (Kate Luyben) who inquired about those items.
Tell us why.
5. If the highlight of your weekend consists of preparing a meal you didn't eat, it's time to get a life…
or end it. Cal (Seth Rogan) did something behind Andy's back
that seemed to suggest the latter.
6. We're still waiting for a DVD player that enables the viewer to jump to a scene based on a specific word. If such a player actually did exist, and you keyed in the word "dog" at any point during this film, it would take you to one of three places. Tell us what'd you'd find or where you'd end up.
7. If it were up to Cal, someone else would have been chosen for the seat that was vacated at the guys' weekly poker game. Was it because of Andy's demeanor?
8. Fill in the blank: The guys knew the story that Andy made up was a lie when he told them that a woman's breasts felt like __________ .
9. When Andy was asked if he
was a virgin he replied, "Yeah." That was followed by five other words. What did he add?
10. There were a lot of things that Andy didn't understand about women, but one phrase in particular really confused him.
Do you remember what it was
and what it meant?
11. How's this for an opening line: "Hi, I'm Andy. You look comfortable. Can I get you another cocktail?"
Not bad, but it fell on deaf ears. What went wrong?
12. Remember Nicky (Leslie Mann)? She left more than a lasting impression on Andy. What did he say he could taste right before she threw up on him?
13. Which (if any) of the following statements are incorrect?
A. Andy met Nicky at a nightclub
called the Shady Lounge.
B. Andy thought Nicky was pretty.
He even told her so. But she
didn't believe him.
C. Nicky was singing the words
to Missy Elliot's Get UR Freak On
when she started swerving all
over the road.
D. Having sex with someone
who's inebriated can lead to all
sorts of trouble. But that wasn't
the reason why he passed on
her offer.
14. How many people remember what their significant other was wearing the day they met? That would have been easy enough for Trish (Catherine Keener) because she met Andy in the store he worked in. Was she dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a lavender top, a scarf-print halter dress or a novelty tee that read, "My eyes are up here"?
15. Andy helped Trish pick out a VCR that day. Did he talk her into buying anything else?
16. How did Andy find out that Trish's last name was Piedmont?
17. When Mika (Miki Mia) saw
how hairy Andy's chest was she shouted, "We're gonna need
more wax!" She also asked one
of her assistants to clear her afternoon appointments. Who talked him into it?
18. Wanna have some fun with a hair removal technician the next time you're having an area of your body waxed? Take a celebrity's name in vain. Whose name did Andy shout… no, wait. Everyone knows the answer to that question, so try this one instead - What part of his chest was being waxed when he screamed that person's name?
19. Here's a word you won't find in any dictionary: "Man-o-lantern." That's what Andy's chest looked like after the procedure. We can't say we blame him for leaving before it was finished, but if he used that as an excuse for not taking his shirt off in the weeks
hat followed, then it was his fault alone. The question here is this, did he at least consider shaving the rest off with a razor so it wouldn't look so silly?
20. Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. This isn't one of them. How did Cal
help Andy understand what he needed to do in order to get laid?
21. How many people really welcome advice? You can try
doing what Andy did in the bookstore, but unless the intent is to annoy the person, we don't recommend it.
22. Who did Andy impersonate when he tried to act cool, and to be kind of a dick, at the same time?
23. Trish hung up on Andy the first time he called her. That was because she thought he was a telemarketer peddling __________ .
24. Do you ever get the feeling you're talking to a wall sometimes? Jay (Romany Malco) heard Andy when he asked him if he thought he was good looking, but his attention was clearly focused elsewhere at the time. Who or
what was he looking at?
25. We won't ask you who were in the framed photos that Andy
moved the night he tried to masturbate if you can answer this question - what other item was displaced for the same reason?
26. We'll give you the answer to
this one, you give us the question - Because he kept answering her questions with questions of his own, like he did with Beth (Elizabeth Banks).
27. How do you tell someone that their breath stinks or that they have really bad BO without coming right out and saying it? Andy was confronted with a similar dilemma when one of Carol's breasts fell out. How did he handle that situation?
28. What game did Cal want Andy to play with three Excedrin PMs?
29. The answer to this next question can be used the next time someone chides you about getting one wrong. What did Mooj (Gerry Bednob) say to Jay every time he got mad at him?
30. Remember what we said
about advice? That applied to others, of course. Not ours. If you have any concerns at all that your date might be a man, just look for an adams apple. The sound of the person's voice would be another giveaway. If it quacks like a duck, odds are, it's a freakin' duck! What physical traits gave away the prostitute (Jazzmun) that Andy
was hooked up with?
31. In the movie Goodfellas, Henry (Ray Liotta) earned Jimmy's (Robert De Niro) respect by not ratting on his friends. The dirt that Andy had on his friends probably wouldn't have sent them to jail,
but it could have gotten them
fired. What illegal activity are we referring to?
32. There wasn't a stitch of
furniture in Andy's living room
when Trish saw his place for the first time. That was because he
got rid of anything that would've embarrassed him. How did he explain what appeared to be, that "just moved in" look?
33. Talk about a suspension of disbelief. Did the following really happen? Andy had to read the packaging because he wasn't sure if a condom went over the balls.
34. Speaking of condoms, if Jay didn't have the good sense to practice safe sex, he may not
have been caught. What do we mean by that?
35. Why did Marla (Kat Dennings) think her mom was having sex
with Andy?
36. Remember the conversation that Andy had with the Indian who helped him get rid of his erection? That's what this next question pertains to. When Andy told the Indian that sex and masturbation wasn't an option, he was told to try one of two things. The first was to take a match, light it, blow out the flame and then press the ember
to his wrist. What was the other solution?
37. Who was Andy talking to when he asked with a straight face, "Is it true that if you don't use it, you can lose it?"
38. Where was Andy, and what
was he doing when he finally
told Trish that he was a virgin?
was he doing when he finally
told Trish that he was a virgin?
39. Andy waited 40 years to lose his virginity so another few
minutes shouldn't have mattered, right? Let's say he let the custodian who was buffing the floors in his honeymoon suite finish his job. How much longer would it have been?
40. If you blinked during the film's closing sequence, you may have missed something. Okay, maybe we're exaggerating, but the act that we're referring to happened in less than a minute. Come on, we know you know this one. You can thank us later for saving the easiest question for last.
minutes shouldn't have mattered, right? Let's say he let the custodian who was buffing the floors in his honeymoon suite finish his job. How much longer would it have been?
40. If you blinked during the film's closing sequence, you may have missed something. Okay, maybe we're exaggerating, but the act that we're referring to happened in less than a minute. Come on, we know you know this one. You can thank us later for saving the easiest question for last.
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The film began with a shot of Andy (Steve Carell) sleeping on his side. Yet, the erection he woke up with wasn't noticeable until he got out of bed. The question is why. Before you answer, let us remind you of two other facts - he was facing the camera and he wasn't sleeping under a blanket or a comforter. Now, go ahead and explain that one.
1. He was spooning a pillow.
2. Smart Tech
3. B
4. He wasn't on the clock yet and he didn't work the sales floor. We're guessing it had something to do
with the customer's gender, as well - she was a gorgeous blonde.
5. He pretended to shoot himself in the head.
6. The search would lead to the poker game at the store (Cal mentioned the word "dog" in one of his sex stories). It would also take you to the newsstand that Andy stopped at (he spotted a magazine entitled Pursedogs) and a sidewalk near his home (he saw two dogs having sex on his way to work one day).
7. Yes, he thought Andy was a nice guy and all but he was scared to death of him because he had the traits of a serial killer… quiet, kept to himself, etc.
8. A bag of sand
9. "Not since I was ten."
10. "Building the pussy up." Jay told Andy to stop putting the pussy up on a pedestal.
11. The woman he said it to was passed out.
12. The shellfish she regurgitated
13. A, the name of the nightclub was the Shade Lounge. We'll also accept D, but that was only
part of the reason.
14. A pair of blue jeans and a lavender top
15. No
16. It was on the business card she gave him.
17. Jay did.
18. His abdomen
19. He may have but the correct answer is no.
20. He told Andy that hooking up was like growing
pot. The more seeds you planted, the more pot (sex) you'd get.
21. He kept answering Beth questions with questions of his own.
22. The character that David Caruso played in the movie Jade.
23. Laundry detergent
24. A scene from Zack Synder's remake of Dawn
of the Dead
25. The gargoyle that was kept on the headboard
of his bed
26. Why did Andrea think Andy was retarded?
27. He tugged on the shirt he was wearing.
28. He told Andy to take three Excedrin PMs and then try to whack off before he fell asleep.
29. He told him to go fuck a goat.
30. The aforementioned adams apple and the size of her/his hands (they were bigger than Andy's).
31. Andy threatened to tell Paula about the recordable CDs that the guys were stealing if they didn't leave
him alone.
32. He told Trish that he was having some new carpeting installed.
33. Yes, it did.
34. Jill (Erica Vittina Phillips) saw the condom he
forgot to take off. That was how she found out he
was cheating on her.
35. Because she caught them in bed together.
36. The Indian also told Andy to try flicking his testicle with his finger until it hurt.
37. That question was addressed to the counselor (Nancy Walls) at the Health Clinic.
38. He was lying on his back, in the middle of the street, after being catapulted through a double-sided billboard that read, "You know you want it."
39. Another half hour
40. Andy lasted less than a minute the first time
he had sex with Trish.
2. Smart Tech
3. B
4. He wasn't on the clock yet and he didn't work the sales floor. We're guessing it had something to do
with the customer's gender, as well - she was a gorgeous blonde.
5. He pretended to shoot himself in the head.
6. The search would lead to the poker game at the store (Cal mentioned the word "dog" in one of his sex stories). It would also take you to the newsstand that Andy stopped at (he spotted a magazine entitled Pursedogs) and a sidewalk near his home (he saw two dogs having sex on his way to work one day).
7. Yes, he thought Andy was a nice guy and all but he was scared to death of him because he had the traits of a serial killer… quiet, kept to himself, etc.
8. A bag of sand
9. "Not since I was ten."
10. "Building the pussy up." Jay told Andy to stop putting the pussy up on a pedestal.
11. The woman he said it to was passed out.
12. The shellfish she regurgitated
13. A, the name of the nightclub was the Shade Lounge. We'll also accept D, but that was only
part of the reason.
14. A pair of blue jeans and a lavender top
15. No
16. It was on the business card she gave him.
17. Jay did.
18. His abdomen
19. He may have but the correct answer is no.
20. He told Andy that hooking up was like growing
pot. The more seeds you planted, the more pot (sex) you'd get.
21. He kept answering Beth questions with questions of his own.
22. The character that David Caruso played in the movie Jade.
23. Laundry detergent
24. A scene from Zack Synder's remake of Dawn
of the Dead
25. The gargoyle that was kept on the headboard
of his bed
26. Why did Andrea think Andy was retarded?
27. He tugged on the shirt he was wearing.
28. He told Andy to take three Excedrin PMs and then try to whack off before he fell asleep.
29. He told him to go fuck a goat.
30. The aforementioned adams apple and the size of her/his hands (they were bigger than Andy's).
31. Andy threatened to tell Paula about the recordable CDs that the guys were stealing if they didn't leave
him alone.
32. He told Trish that he was having some new carpeting installed.
33. Yes, it did.
34. Jill (Erica Vittina Phillips) saw the condom he
forgot to take off. That was how she found out he
was cheating on her.
35. Because she caught them in bed together.
36. The Indian also told Andy to try flicking his testicle with his finger until it hurt.
37. That question was addressed to the counselor (Nancy Walls) at the Health Clinic.
38. He was lying on his back, in the middle of the street, after being catapulted through a double-sided billboard that read, "You know you want it."
39. Another half hour
40. Andy lasted less than a minute the first time
he had sex with Trish.
