Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
$212 in nickels. She also offered to throw in her gold bracelet.
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
He reconsidered after Stan's dad remarked, "your ancestors (built) a great wall that kept Mongolians out for thousands of years. We know you can do it for us."
Freak Strike
He was given a free trip to the largest putt-putt
course in the world.
Free Hat
The word "Wookiee" was changed to "hair-challenged animal" and the entire cast was digitally replaced by Ewoks.
Fun with Veal
"I want North and South Dakota, the FDA to change the word 'veal' to 'tortured baby cow,' a semi truck to transport the cattle to Denver International Airport, a fully-gassed airplane to take them to Mexico and the actor who played Worf on Star Trek: The Next Generation to drive the truck, in full make-up. I also
want him to address me as 'Captain.'"
Jared Has Aides
Creamed chip beef
A Ladder to Heaven
A car seat, a fist and a rock
My Future Self n' Me
One promised to make your wiener bigger in three weeks. The other was for an escort service that would massage your wiener for $95.
Professor Chaos
"Where I go, destruction will follow!"
Red Sleigh Down
Token laughed for almost 20 minutes
Red Hot Catholic Love
Food that was broken down before it reached the stomach could reduce a person's cholesterol level
and the risk of most stomach cancers.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
A great ringworm
Simpsons Already Did It
His faithful companion, General Disarray kept
repeating the words, "Simpsons did it! Simpsons
did it!" He created a machine to take the cherries out of chocolate-covered cherries and replace them with two-month old mayonnaise after he watched all 132 episodes of The Simpsons, twice.
$212 in nickels. She also offered to throw in her gold bracelet.
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
He reconsidered after Stan's dad remarked, "your ancestors (built) a great wall that kept Mongolians out for thousands of years. We know you can do it for us."
Freak Strike
He was given a free trip to the largest putt-putt
course in the world.
Free Hat
The word "Wookiee" was changed to "hair-challenged animal" and the entire cast was digitally replaced by Ewoks.
Fun with Veal
"I want North and South Dakota, the FDA to change the word 'veal' to 'tortured baby cow,' a semi truck to transport the cattle to Denver International Airport, a fully-gassed airplane to take them to Mexico and the actor who played Worf on Star Trek: The Next Generation to drive the truck, in full make-up. I also
want him to address me as 'Captain.'"
Jared Has Aides
Creamed chip beef
A Ladder to Heaven
A car seat, a fist and a rock
My Future Self n' Me
One promised to make your wiener bigger in three weeks. The other was for an escort service that would massage your wiener for $95.
Professor Chaos
"Where I go, destruction will follow!"
Red Sleigh Down
Token laughed for almost 20 minutes
Red Hot Catholic Love
Food that was broken down before it reached the stomach could reduce a person's cholesterol level
and the risk of most stomach cancers.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
A great ringworm
Simpsons Already Did It
His faithful companion, General Disarray kept
repeating the words, "Simpsons did it! Simpsons
did it!" He created a machine to take the cherries out of chocolate-covered cherries and replace them with two-month old mayonnaise after he watched all 132 episodes of The Simpsons, twice.
Breast reduction surgery on an eight-year-old child? No reputable doctor would perform such a procedure, would they? They might if it involved a tumor or some other type of abnormality. But that wasn't the case in Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society. Even the doctor who gave Wendy her breast implants thought the idea was insane. That operation cost Wendy's parents $3000. What did Bebe's offer amount to?
Who would you hire if you wanted to build a replica of the Great Wall of China? It would depend on the scale, how quickly it needed to be built and how much you were willing to spend, wouldn't it?
We're not sure how much Twang Lu was paid for the wall that was constructed in the episode entitled Child Abduction Is Not Funny, but whatever the amount was, it couldn't have been worth the aggravation. Do you remember
why he accepted the job?
Let's say you were born with a
pair of balls on your chin. Would you let someone exploit that disfigurement on national television for a few hundred dollars? Probably not, right
How was Butters compensated
for the humiliation he endured in Freak Strike?
If you ask us, we wouldn't change
a thing about Raiders of the Lost Ark. The kids of South Park felt the same way in the episode entitled Free Hat. Their crusade to save the films they loved began after the re-re-release of The Empire Strikes Back. How did the altered version of that movie differ from the original cut of the film?
Even those who supported the boys' cause in Fun with Veal
were left shaking their heads in disbelief after a cache of guns
and ammunition was traded for a single, baby cow. Most of Cartman's demands were met. What we want you to do is to turn to the person on your left and ask for the same things, starting with the request that was denied.
Gaining weight… That's easy, right? Taking it off… just ask any person whose ever tried. We'd bet the house that there'd be at least one person crazy (desperate) enough to try sucking the fat out themselves if a do-it-yourself liposuction kit really did exist.
What did the fat that was siphoned out of Butters in Jared Has Aides taste like? Need a hint? It wasn't butter.
Remember the song that asked the question, "Can you see what I see?" The memories that Cartman saw through Kenny's eyes were triggered by three blows to the head in A Ladder to Heaven.
What was he hit with?
Are you sick of your parents? Do you want revenge for something they've done to you? Those questions appeared in the ad for the Parental Revenge Center of Western America in the episode entitled My Future Self n' Me. There were a couple of other ads
in the same newspaper that were even more enticing. What did
each service offer?
What became Butters' rallying cry when he dedicated his life to bringing chaos to the world in Professor Chaos?
Naughty or nice? The accountant that was hired to compile a list of Cartman's good deeds in Red Sleigh Down found only three deductions. There would have been four if he bought the argument that was made in favor
of hitting someone in the nuts with a slingshot. Another number was mentioned when Cartman tried to explain why that deed should have counted. What did it refer to?
Red Hot Catholic Love How many people would shove food up their ass and then crap out of their mouth if they A. could and B. knew it was good for them? If there were any, it wouldn't be because there were any health benefits. Why was the Surgeon General in favor of Intero-rectogestion?
What type of creature was believed to inhabit the town of Bailey in The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers?
Every evil scheme that Professor Chaos, aka Butters, came up with in Simpsons Already Did It was done by a character on The Simpsons. All except one, he thought. Who kept reminding him of that fact and what did his last scheme involve?
why he accepted the job?
Let's say you were born with a
pair of balls on your chin. Would you let someone exploit that disfigurement on national television for a few hundred dollars? Probably not, right
How was Butters compensated
for the humiliation he endured in Freak Strike?
If you ask us, we wouldn't change
a thing about Raiders of the Lost Ark. The kids of South Park felt the same way in the episode entitled Free Hat. Their crusade to save the films they loved began after the re-re-release of The Empire Strikes Back. How did the altered version of that movie differ from the original cut of the film?
Even those who supported the boys' cause in Fun with Veal
were left shaking their heads in disbelief after a cache of guns
and ammunition was traded for a single, baby cow. Most of Cartman's demands were met. What we want you to do is to turn to the person on your left and ask for the same things, starting with the request that was denied.
Gaining weight… That's easy, right? Taking it off… just ask any person whose ever tried. We'd bet the house that there'd be at least one person crazy (desperate) enough to try sucking the fat out themselves if a do-it-yourself liposuction kit really did exist.
What did the fat that was siphoned out of Butters in Jared Has Aides taste like? Need a hint? It wasn't butter.
Remember the song that asked the question, "Can you see what I see?" The memories that Cartman saw through Kenny's eyes were triggered by three blows to the head in A Ladder to Heaven.
What was he hit with?
Are you sick of your parents? Do you want revenge for something they've done to you? Those questions appeared in the ad for the Parental Revenge Center of Western America in the episode entitled My Future Self n' Me. There were a couple of other ads
in the same newspaper that were even more enticing. What did
each service offer?
What became Butters' rallying cry when he dedicated his life to bringing chaos to the world in Professor Chaos?
Naughty or nice? The accountant that was hired to compile a list of Cartman's good deeds in Red Sleigh Down found only three deductions. There would have been four if he bought the argument that was made in favor
of hitting someone in the nuts with a slingshot. Another number was mentioned when Cartman tried to explain why that deed should have counted. What did it refer to?
Red Hot Catholic Love How many people would shove food up their ass and then crap out of their mouth if they A. could and B. knew it was good for them? If there were any, it wouldn't be because there were any health benefits. Why was the Surgeon General in favor of Intero-rectogestion?
What type of creature was believed to inhabit the town of Bailey in The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers?
Every evil scheme that Professor Chaos, aka Butters, came up with in Simpsons Already Did It was done by a character on The Simpsons. All except one, he thought. Who kept reminding him of that fact and what did his last scheme involve?
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