The Good, The Bad & The Pathetic

Ace (Jim Carrey) survived not one, but two dangers that would have killed, or at the very least, seriously injured, a normal man in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. One was the drop over a waterfall. What was the other?

The damage that was caused by the Ghostbusters in the ballroom of the Sedgewick Hotel easily eclipsed the fee they charged which was why the manager (Michael Ensign) of the hotel balked when he heard how much they wanted. The bill came to $5000. That fee included a $1000 surcharge for what two services?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail They say there's no such thing as a stupid question, but we beg to differ. An example could be found in the chapter entitled The Rescue of Prince Herbert. It was addressed to his father. That's all we'll say on this one.

Here's a question you can have some fun with. Frank (Leslie Nielsen) told Captain Hocken (George Kennedy) that he wanted to go in one of three ways when it was his time to die in The Naked Gun. What we want you to do is to write each of those ways down on three pieces of paper. After you've done that, toss your answers into a bowl or a hat and then ask the person sitting closest to you to draw one out. Three points if you can guess the fate that was chosen for you. If you guess wrong or if a bogus answer is found, you'll forfeit those points to the person you chose. Good luck!

How did the city's police force become a joke in Police Academy?

Answers

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace fought off… no make that humiliated, the crocodile that attacked him.

Ghostbusters
Proton charging and storage

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Sir Lancelot wondered if the person who was lobotomized by his sword was "all right."

The Naked Gun
Your three pieces of paper should read, "a parachute not opening, getting caught in the gears of a combine" and "having (my) nuts ripped off by a Laplander."

Police Academy
The city's new mayor, Mary Sue Beal (Ruth Sisberg), changed the requirements so anyone could join the force.

Shrek
"Are in short supply."

Shrek 2
He started making clicking sounds with his tongue and popping noises with his mouth.

Spaceballs
A Spaceballs sheet, a roll of Spaceballs toilet paper, a can of Spaceballs shaving cream and
a Spaceballs towel.

Young Frankenstein
He accidentally stabbed himself in the leg with a scalpel.

Complete the following quote: When the Princess (Cameron Diaz) inquired about the man she was going to marry in Shrek, the ogre (Mike Myers) hinted at the King's (John Lithgow) diminutive size with the words, "well, let me put it this way, men of Farquaad's stature…"

What did the Donkey (Eddie Murphy) do when Shrek (Mike Myers) asked him to find a way to entertain himself in Shrek 2?

Yogurt (Mel Brooks) knew where the real money came from in Spaceballs - merchandising. T-shirts, lunchboxes, coloring books, breakfast cereals… you name it, he sold it. There was even a Spaceballs flamethrower! What would you come back with if we sent you on a scavenger hunt to find the items we spotted aboard Spaceball One?

Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) told his class that only one thing concerned him in Young Frankenstein. But soon after he said that, something else became a concern. What was it?

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE PATHETIC
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Who hasn't felt the urge to dropkick a package that was marked, "Fragile: Handle With Care"? Ace (Jim Carrey) beat the crap out of the package he delivered in every way he could think of. The question here is; what didn't he do to it?
A. He didn't back over it with his car.
B. He didn't kick it around like a soccer ball.
C. He didn't smash it against a tree.
D. He didn't toss it down a flight of stairs.