1. "A single round won't kill you, but the silver should prevent the transformation. At least for a few hours. If I don't return in time, do yourself a favor. Use it."
An immortal battle for supremacy.
Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Bill Nighy
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2. "He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there."
All the fun of college, none of the education.
Will Ferrell, Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn
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3. "I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."
There are 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean. They're looking for one.
Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres, Alexander Gould
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4. "I know what it's like to be in a hostage situation, I've been there myself. The fear, the adrenaline… you find yourself, imagining things, impossible things, crazy things, insane things. (It) takes years to get over it."
The machines will rise.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken
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5. "I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
Prepare to be blown out of the water.
Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom
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6. "In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight to the guitar bite, and for those about to rock, I salute you!"
He just landed the gig of his life - 5th grade.
Jack Black, Mike White, Joan Cusack
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7. "It's just like Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me."
This holiday, discover your inner elf.
Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart
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8. "I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing." "So is my thing for tits."
He's very naughty and not very nice.
Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Bernie Mac
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9. "Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls."
This time they're going all the way.
Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, Alyson Hannigan
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10. "People come, people go. But how many ever really stop to take a look at the underbelly of the beast? I make 'em stop and I make 'em look."
Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few
of the 1000 horrors that await.
Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon
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11. "Some kind of shit is (about to ) hit the planetary fan!"
It's about to catch something it cannot stop.
Damian Lewis, Thomas Jane, Morgan Freeman
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12. "The halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host. Who knew that one so small could endure so much pain?"
There can be no triumph without loss. No victory without suffering.
No freedom without sacrifice.
Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen
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13. "The only thing to fear, is fear himself!"
Winner kills all.
Robert Englund, Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland
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14. "There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world."
Free your mind.
Keanu Reeves, Hugo Weaving, Laurence Fishburne
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15. "Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."
Here comes the bride.
Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, David Carradine
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16. "You believe a man can change his destiny?" "I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed."
In the face of an enemy, in the heart of one man,
lies the soul of a warrior.
Tom Cruise, Ken Watanbe, Tony Goldwyn
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17. "You have a divine spark. You have a gift for bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you."
"Quit bragging."
The guy next door just became the guy upstairs.
Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston
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18. "You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes."
The ones we fear the most will be all that can save us… again.
Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen
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19, "Your partner's a cocky nigger!"
"Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Can't he just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?"
Bullets fly, cars crash and laughs explode as two trash-talking cops pursue a whacked-out drug lord
from the streets of Miami to the barrios of Cuba.
Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Joe Pantoliano
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20. "You're so dead, you don't even know it."
What happens next is beyond anyone's darkest imagination!
Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, R. Lee Ermery