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TEST YOUR MOVIE KNOWLEDGE WITH A COMPLETE SET OF QUESTIONS TO DOZENS OF CLASSIC FILMS
Directed by Neal Israel, 1984

1. Ok guys, you know you're guilty of this - how many times have you complimented a pretty girl on something she had nothing to do with, like her name? The reason why we ask is because Rick Gassko (Tom Hanks) did the same thing (sort of) in the film's opening sequence. What are we referring to?

2. A hidden camera on the school bus that Rick drove would have exposed at least two violations. Name either one.

3. Rick told the kids that he was taking them on a journey to "Hell and beyond" when they left "Nun Central." He didn't go quite that far (obviously), but it did seem like he took the bus everywhere else. Was that because it was his only means of transportation?

4. What did Rick say in his defense when he was reprimanded for his tardiness?

5. If Rick exclaimed, "Hands off the Virgin Mary!" he would have been referring to the statue that covered his topless hula dancer. What did he do with that statue when he removed it from the dashboard?
  A. He dropped it behind his boombox.
  B. He shoved it under his seat.
  C. He stuck it in the visor.
  D. He tossed it behind his back.

6. When O'Neill (Adrian Zmed) remarked, "Look at those babies, (they're) adorable!" Mrs. Klupner (Angela Aames) had to have known that he was talking about her breasts. Tell us why.

7. Here's a question you can have some fun with. What we want you to do is to recreate the last photo that was taken of Mrs. Klupner. Tell us how you'd position yourself and your friends.

8. Three different people got hit when O'Neill threw some fries at his friends. We'll name two - Rick and Rudy (Barry Diamond). Was the third person seated directly behind them?

9. Picture this scenario: You're dining out with some friends in the same restaurant. Everyone else is ready to order but you can't seem to make up your mind. "The double crunch shrimp looks good, but I'm also in the mood for some veal Parmesan." If you asked the waiter which of the two he'd recommend, and his name was Ryko (Michael Dudikoff), he wouldn't suggest the latter. The question is why.

10. What did Ryko remove from his own diet because it clogged him up with phlegm and snot?

11. Someone remarked, "I'd rather be dead, but if this is what you want, good luck, man," when Rick announced his engagement. Was it Rudy or Gary (Gary Grossman)?

12. Rick promised his friends that nothing would change after he got married. He'd still go bowling with them on Tuesdays and play cards every Friday night. What other tradition did he promise to continue?

13. Rudy didn't accompany Rick when he went to the hospital for the blood test he needed, but if he had half a brain in his head he would have. If you're asking us why, here's a clue - some people spit, others swallow. He did both.

14. The doctor is out… of his mind! You'd run for the nearest exit if your physician exclaimed, "I'll rip out your guts and break you in half!" wouldn't you? That was Stan's (William Tepper) second mistake. What did Rick see in the examination room that made us shake our head in disbelief and remark, "That man calls himself a doctor?"

15. When Stan sighed, "I miss that so much," he was referring to his life as a bachelor. He missed the wild parties. He also mentioned how the whole commitment thing put a caboodle on the different women that he used to take home every night. As for his wife (Wendie Jo Spencer), she should have been ok with one of the things he stopped doing on her behalf, as long as he participated in the activity alone. What are we referring to?

16. Rick pushed Tina away when she tried to congratulate him. Do you remember why?

17. Here's a question that's sure to attract some attention. Complete the following quote: You could almost hear a pin drop in the clothing boutique that Debbie (Tawny Kitaen) worked in after Phoebe (Martina Finch) remarked, "(it) seems like only yesterday…"

18. The boutique's new dressing room doors were certainly unique. They only covered the top half or the bottom half of a person's body. That probably increased the store's traffic ten-fold, but we're sure most just went in to browse. If you were one of those customers, would you be able to tell which rooms were intended for whom?

19. Speaking of unique. If you tasted Rick's homemade potato salad you'd probably pass on a second helping. What did the recipe call for?

20. Fill in the blank: "Unmotivated, inconsiderate, irresponsible, no self-esteem, a slob…" could a person with those faults really change? Mr. Thompson (George Grizzard) didn't think so. Rick had no desire to become the person that his future father-in-law wanted him to be, but he was convinced that he could change his ways by the time __________ if he really applied himself.

21. It was obvious that Ilene (Deborah Harmon) was infatuated with Debbie's ex-boyfriend (Robert Prescott)… dare we say almost as much as Mr. Thompson was, just by the way she looked at him. It was also indicated by her body language. What did she do when he complimented her on her appearance?

22. How did Rick introduce himself to Cole?

23. Cole offered Rick $10,000 and a few consolation prizes to dump Debbie. The deal included each of the following items… and a couple of others. Tell us what's missing from the list.
  Cole's new Porsche
  A brand new set of Michelin tires
  A cuisanart
  A G.E. toaster oven

24. Actions often speak louder than words… Cole's did. What did he do when Mr. Thompson suggested a different approach - something a little more "persuasive" - if reasoning with Rick didn't work?

25. Here's a twist on the old pick a card, guess the card trick. The deck we're playing with contains 20 cards. Each one of those cards includes some information about the film we're quizzing you on. Most are character profiles. Your task is to guess which card we've chosen based on three clues. If you need more than one, the point value will drop to two and then one if you need all three. Try not to look at the last two clues if you're playing the game alone.
  Clue #1 Unrelenting
  Clue #2 A constant challenge to the senses   
  Clue #3 A game played on horseback by two 
  teams of four players each.

26. True or False: Rick was referring to his deceased mother when he joked, "If I go back on my word, I'll kill her"?
27. An honest mistake? You tell us. How did the hookers (Rosanne Katon and Dani Douthette) that Gary  hired for Rick's bachelor party end up at Debbie's bridal shower?

28. Whatever happened to truth in advertising? What might prompt another client to say, "That's the last time I ever do business with that pimp (Ji-Tu Cumbuka) of yours!"?

29. Remember the cat food that was mistaken for dip? It couldn't have been that bad if Phoebe kept eating it. Is any part of that statement incorrect?

30. Fill in the blank: Rick thought O'Neill was talking about __________ when he heard that "pecker head" was coming to his party.

31. Who got into the elevator with the guys when the manager (Kenneth Kimmins) of the Parkview Hotel was lecturing them on proper behavior?

32. Here's a suggestion - if you get stuck on a question, just say something crazy and then ask, "Is that answer right?" When did Rick try that?

33. Which of the following lines were uttered first: "Gentlemen, start your boners!" or "We want women!"?

34. If we asked you how Mr. Thompson found out about the party in regard to where it was, you could say it was dumb luck. He went to the hotel as a favor to Al (Dean Dittman) after his company's keynote speaker got sick. Was that person mentioned by name?

35. Rick thought the first couple of minutes of the stag film that O'Neill rented was great because it didn't waste any time getting to the good stuff. But that was before he realized all good stuff had been cut out. What was the title of the film and how did Debbie get her hands on it?

36. File this question under the category of There's no way that would have worked, even if they were watching the movie on TV. What did Rudy want O'Neill to do when the film jumped from the beginning of one scene to the end of another?

37. O'Neill got pelted with a few beer cans and some food when he asked the guys what they thought of the party. He was also hit with a couch cushion. Was that the last object thrown at him?

38. If someone told you they were caught petting the one-eyed snake you wouldn't need (or want) an explanation, would you? What term did Rudy use when he excused himself to go to the bathroom?

39. When Mr. Thompson arrived at the hotel, he walked right past the guys. But he didn't see them and they didn't notice him. Do you remember why?

40. No one asked Mrs. Thompson (Barbara Stuart) about the hotdog incident, but let's say someone had. She could have replied, "It felt like a hotdog and it was in a bun." Was there anything else that she could have said in her defense?

41. Why did Rajah (Sumant) let Gary have a few of his hookers at a "cut-rate price"?

42. What was Gary referring to when he sighed, "(I can't believe) I just bet my balls and shook on it"?

43. Gary should have known that the woman (Christopher Morley) he fell in love with at Rick's party was a guy as soon as she/he said "hello."There were a couple of telltale signs. Name one.

44. "I didn't call the doctor because of the lump on your head, I called him because of the lump IN your head!" Ralph uttered those words to Ed in a classic episode of the Honeymooners. Where did the lump on Brad's (Bradford Bancroft) head come from?

45. Why did Brad's second suicide attempt fail?

46. Who came up with the idea to use the Elkshead beer mascot costume to sneak a donkey into the hotel?

47. A wise man once said, "Happiness doesn't end with primates." How did those words relate to Desiree (Toni Allesandrini)?

48. The donkey snorted enough cocaine to kill an elephant. It also swallowed some Quaaludes. Did it ingest anything else?

49. People tend to remember where they where when something tragic happens. Where was the manager of the hotel going when he found the donkey in the elevator?

50. Fill in the blank: The manager of the hotel stopped the police from breaking the door down when he remembered __________ .

51. Which (if any) of the following statements are incorrect?
  A. Brad blamed himself for the mule's death.
  B. Someone was break-dancing on a piano
  when Rick exclaimed, "That's another example
  of better living through chemistry."
  C. Rick kept referring to his future father-in law
  as "Mr. Laughs."

52. How can you tell if you're being set up? It depends of course on the situation. It couldn't have been any more obvious when Tracey (Monique Gabrielle) was sent to Cole's room. Tell us why you wouldn't have made the same mistake.

53. They say that payback's a bitch. It certainly was for Cole. How was he humiliated?

54. We'll give you the answer to this one, you give us the question - She stayed behind to answer their prayers.

55. A little thing called "trust" should have been enough, but Debbie needed more. What eased her concerns?

56. Tina kept repeating four words that became one while she was punching her husband in the face. Do you remember what those words were? We do.

57. What happened to the compromising photos that were taken of Mr. Thompson?
  A. They were sold to an S&M magazine.
  B. They were mailed to Mr. Thompson's
  90 year old mother.
  C. O'Neill faxed one of the photos to Mr.
  Thompson's place of business.
  D. He told Mr. Thompson that he'd show them
  to somebody he knew if the engagement was
  called off on his behalf. But that never
  happened, so they were probably just filed
  away somewhere.

58. Rick ran off to get his special egg-beater when the priest (Hugh McPhillips) at his wedding said, "You may now kiss the bride." That drew a few strange looks, but it also made a lot of people laugh. Did anyone other than Debbie have any knowledge of what he wanted to use it for?

59. The viewer saw something that Rick may or may not have seen when he left for his honeymoon in the film's closing sequence. What are we referring to?
Compiled by Philip Cerreta
Answers

1. Rick thanked the kids for being Catholic and for choosing the St. Gabriel school bus.

2. He could have been arrested for endangering the welfare of a child because he let the kids "move about the cabin" while the bus was in motion. He also encouraged some of the activities that went on.

3. Yes

4. He replied, "You're absolutely right (there's no excuse for it). I should never have stopped and saved that drowning infant."

5. A

6. Because she only had one child. He was also looking at her chest when he said that.

7. The female would stand in the middle with a surprised look on her face. The person on her left would lean down, with their head positioned directly above her breasts, point downward with their right hand and open their mouth as far as they could. The third person would be in front, looking up from a leaning position with their head directly under her breasts, also with their mouth wide open.

8. No, Ryko was the other person who got hit.

9. He couldn't pronounce the word "Parmesan."

10. Cheese and butter

11. Rudy said that.

12. He joked that they'd still get together every Sunday to wear each other's underwear.

13. Because he drank some STP oil treatment.

14. Stan was smoking a pipe a few feet away from a No Smoking sign when his character was introduced. The pipe didn't appear to be lit, but that's beside the point. It shouldn't have been in his mouth.

15. Walking around without any clothes on.

16. Because he saw her pull her finger out of Mr. Goldsmith's (Billy Beck) rectum.

17. "I showed you how to give a blow job."

18. No, you'd probably assume the lower doors were the women's dressing rooms, but there were no signs, so we're guessing they were unisex.

19. Whole potatoes and some lettuce

20. They finished lunch

21. She straightened up her hair with her fingers.

22. He told Cole that his name was "Bond, James Bond."

23. A Litton microwave and a set of Sears' best metric tools.

24. He crushed a tennis ball with his bare hand.

25. Polo

26. True, he swore on his mother's grave that he wouldn't have sex with anyone at his bachelor party.

27. Cole paid their pimp some extra money to go to the Thompsons' residence.

28. The "Twins of Pleasure" looked nothing alike.

29. No

30. His father

31. A guy in an Elkshead beer cap and a couple of guys dressed as the Elkshead beer mascot.

32. The guys answered, "The Library of Congress? Detroit? (and) Beyond the sun?" when the manager asked them where they thought they were.

33. "We want women!"

34. No, he wasn't.

35. The title of the film was Nymphos Without Pants. O'Neill left the film in his car.

36. He wanted him to kick the projector.

37. No

38. "Shake the weasel"

39. Because his head was down and they were walking left.

40. Yes, it was dark in the club.

41. Because they were working the same hotel.

42. Rajah told Gary that Milt (John Bloom) would cut off his balls if he kept his girls longer than 45 minutes.

43. She had a deep voice and an Adams apple.

44. You're probably wondering, "What lump?" Well, he must have ended up with one when he stuck his head back into the tub after Rick drained the water.

45. He tried to cut his wrist with an electric razor.

46. Ryko

47. You gotta love a girl who's willing to go the extra mile for a room full of horny guys. Need we say more?

48. Yes, some potato chips

49. He was on his way up to answer a complaint about the noise that was coming from the room.

50. That he had the key

51. B

52. He knew the guys were out to get him so he should have known something was up when Tracey moaned, "make love to me, please."

53. He was stripped of his clothes and then hung outside his hotel room window with some bed sheets that were tied together.

54. How did Ilene help her friends get away from a group of Japanese businessmen?

55. Rick told everyone in the room to shut up for a second, and then asked, "Did I have sex with anyone in the room tonight?"

56. "You said no hookers… no hookers… hookers!"

57. D

58. No

59. The sign on the back of his bus that read, "Just Having Sex."
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